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Binaural Audio Junkies!

2012-05-18 01:21:22 by SadLittlePony
Updated

Hello Everyone this is SadLittlePony and I have something to tell you! Some of you may have seen me on the I-Doser forum and that's all fine and dandy, but I want real research data so that I can use that data to build my company and start producing Binaural Music and pushing Binaural Beats into pharmaceutical practice. By now most of you are wondering what a Binaural Beat is right?

Well a Binaural Beat is a tone that is played into your ears via headphones. The tone in each ear ranges anywhere from 1 Hz all the way to 50 Hz, in some cases even higher. What this does is produce a wobble sound that your brain perceives when the two sounds are put together. This wobble sound is a wave generated at the same frequency as the two channels left and right differ.

Your brain functions at these frequencies. It is human tendency to mimic what we hear, see, feel, etc. When a group of people is sitting together and one person starts bouncing their knee other people will start to bounce their knee as well. The same principle applies too. When you hear people singing your instinct is to sing as well. When you listen to a Binaural Beat your brain does the same thing. It will adjust its frequency to meet the frequency it hears.

Using Binaural Beats we can mimic a broad range of emotions and feelings. Binaural beats have been used to replicate the feeling of love, and then they took it further and replicated the feeling of sex and orgasm. They don't stop there, They have replicated various recreational drugs like Marijuana, and Cocaine. Binaurals can even be used as a sleep aid or a stress reliever. Ever want to experience Moloko Plus or Ephemerol? How about Adrenochrome!? Binaurals can replicate those too! Whatever you want, it can be done.

Now if you want to help me on my escapades I need to train you a bit on how to Dose effectively. Dont worry about getting Doses, I'll get there soon. It isn't hard to Dose, just follow my short easy steps and you will be living your wildest fantasies!
* Find a Quiet and Calm place.
* Make sure to make it as Dark as possible.
* Free yourself from Distractions
* Wear Quality Headphones.
* Meditate, Clear your Mind.
* Go to the Bathroom and Eat

Finally you can begin. When you begin dosing you want to clear your mind. I find the easiest way is to control your breath thinking of only your breathing, In and Out. Eventually your breathing becomes second nature once again and while this happens and you forget to control your breath the Dose grips your thoughts. Let it become your thoughts and consume you. Let it fill your mind with intense euphoria and visions. The dose will carry out its mission and land you gently at the end.

By now your wondering if Binaural Beats are safe and if they are legal. The fact is they are completely safe and legal. Lab studies indicate there is no risk of harmful side effects and that there is no risk of seizure. Because you are essentially listening to music and you are not consuming anything to acquire desired effects it is completely legal as well. All your doing is listening to noise.

How about Getting Binaural Beats. As I promised earlier I would show you how to get Binaural Beats. I do not suggest looking on google and getting any old Binaurals because those websites are not backed by years of research. I trust only one brand and though this brand costs money they are kind enough to offer some free doses. Follow this link here to the store page and register. The store will promptly email you a few free doses.

After you register you will also need to download the software to use these doses. The software comes with a few more free doses to get you started. They have both Windows and Mac versions of this software. Make sure to get the version right for your computer. Additionally you can chose to sign up on the forum and get more doses as well.

Binaural Audio Junkies!


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PuRpLe-KusHPuRpLe-KusH

2012-05-18 22:36:06

Sounds very interesting, I will def. check it out =)

SadLittlePony responds:

Yeah man let me know how it goes. I love how they can replicate drugs so well and then I can get high every day and pass a drug test.


LizzyBLizzyB

2012-05-22 15:50:59

lol k im kinda still working in that department but dont worry im almost done all i need is more record's and im good enough to put the voice recording on. thanks by the way.

SadLittlePony responds:

Hey thats pretty spiffy. I cant wait!


HipnikDragomirHipnikDragomir

2012-05-25 22:48:18

Interesting. The one you provided didn't do anything for me; it was just a good jam. Maybe the whole manipulation thing only works on people that aren't very brain-powered, if you know what I mean.

SadLittlePony responds:

It has a lot to do with meditation and hypnosis. People who arent trusting, stubborn, things of that nature will not experience the effect as easily. I thank you for your time though and I am thankful for this information.


FrozenFireFrozenFire

2012-05-26 12:46:04

That was freaking amazing.

SadLittlePony responds:

Right on! I love these Binaurals. They can do so many things to you.


PIED3PIED3

2012-05-26 06:25:19

Do you have any links to this "years of research"? From my own experience i'd say the effects are nothing like those of the drugs they supposedly mimic and the most i've ever noticed is feeling slightly calmer. And that'd probably happen anyway if i sat and listened to any sort of drone for 10 minutes after actively trying to relax myself.

SadLittlePony responds:

http://www.i-doser.com/research.h tm

Some users dont desired effects on their first try. I didnt but I kept trying out of curiosity. Ther work like a dream now.


PoniiboiPoniiboi

2012-05-25 23:22:33

Holy crap I just ran into my first fully digital drug dealer.

SadLittlePony responds:

Yes... Yes you have? Want 8mb of some High Grade Hash?